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throwing my life away
so-personal:

everything personal♡
tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

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trust:

 

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(Source: ace, via orgasm)

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